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Dan Murphy is on Foundation →  January 11, 2010 99

Dan Murphy is off Mystery, on Foundation, and has moved back to Raleigh NC. Holla! He is a rad dude who I recognize everywhere because of his giant hats. Watch his welcome video then go to tumyeto.com to read a little interview.

Grandma blames Tony Hawk over death of Grandson →  January 4, 2010 102

I thought I’d try to make this funny, but I’m pretty sure that would be wrong. Alejandro Morales, 25, murdered a 9 year old boy as they were playing Tony Hawk RIDE. Man, Tony just can’t catch a break. His game sucks so bad that it murders children. The grandmother has been quoted as saying, [...]

Nick Tucker Joins Silver Trucks, Welcomes Himself With Video →  December 16, 2009 59

Nick Tucker BLEW me… I mean BLEW me away with his berrics recruit video. So naturally, he has blown up ever since that… I guess The Berrics will do that to you. He placed 3rd at Tampa am, and now he rides for Silver Trucks. Here’s a welcome video he filmed for himself.

Marquise Henry Works it Out for DGK →  December 15, 2009 110

Take a look at DGK’s newest AM Marquise Henry. He absolutely destroys everything. Keep an eye on this dude, he’s goin’ places. [Via DGK and DC]

Expedition Adds Gallant, Maybe Miller? →  December 11, 2009 92

Expedition has been getting some press lately by stealing back Ryan Gallant (my new favorite character on SKATE) away from Plan B. There is also talk of another skater moving to Expedition… so far, most are saying it is Matt Miller. But in reality, only Jesus knows, because he knows everything, and you don’t. I [...]

Sheckler’s Lil’ Bro Battles Intruder while Ryan Battles Tre-Flip →  December 9, 2009 90

TMZ Reported that Ryan Sheckler’s little brother, Shane, beat down an intruder, even putting him (the intruder) in the hospital. Not sure why Ryan wasn’t there to help is little brother out… I guess he was battling this massive tre-flip. One question I have for Sheckler is, what is with the giant truck with the [...]

Here’s a Bunch of Tampa Am Footage →  December 8, 2009 102

1st: Luan Oliveira 2nd: Ben Hatchell 3rd: Nick Tucker

Cole is Skater of the Year, Celebrates by Coining New Catch Phrase. →  December 4, 2009 30

Chris cole is Thrasher’s Skater of the Year. Awesome. He definitely deserves it. It is a little weird that he just won it a couple of years ago. But that doesn’t really matter. What did Chris have to say for himself? “I’m stoked out of my face”. Yup, you heard it here first, second, third… [...]

Andrew Langi is on Flip And He’s NOT From South America →  December 4, 2009 62

I know I know, this makes no sense at all, but Andrew Langi is not from a Non-American country! In fact, he’s from California. This doesn’t make any sense for 2 reasons. Everybody on Flip is from an exotic locale He doesn’t look American, heck, he doesn’t even look Canadian. What the what? Congrats to [...]

Toy Machine Affirms Jordan Taylor (white dude) →  December 1, 2009 109

Jordan Taylor, another white dude, has joined Toy Machine. This addition has started to make me wonder about Ed Templeton and the rest of the Toy Machine crew. There have been murmurs around the interwebs about Toy Machine needing an affirmative action policy… this only furthers their case.

Tony Trujillo Joins Fourstar, Reasons Unclear →  December 1, 2009 97

Tony Trajillo (TNT) is a park skater god… he’s also got a style all his own (what with the weird hats that he has worn). That’s why I feel a like there is something a little off with the joining of TNT and Fourstar. Fourstar is a company and has been around for years, they [...]

This Week on “Ryan Sheckler is Weird” →  November 28, 2009 67

Holy crap! Ryan Sheckler is in a movie with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson… not only that, but it is about the tooth fairy. It looks so bad I could barely make it through the preview. Ryan plays a hockey player in a minor league hockey team. Just to be clear, he does not skateboard in [...]

Tony Hawk Adds Some Ninja to Theeve Trucks Pirate Crew →  November 27, 2009 116

Tony Hawk has left Fury Trucks to ride sail with the crew at Theeve Trucks. I’ve referred to this group before as a gang of pirates… but that reference is starting to lose some of the sting with a clean shaven business man like Tony. He’s really more of a ninja than a pirate.

Proof We’re Winning the War! Skateistan Skatepark →  November 25, 2009 84

Normally I wouldn’t mention the war in Afghanistan, but we now have definitive proof that the good guys are winning the war on Terror! Afghanistan opened their first skatepark ever. Skateistan opened their doors on October 29th, 2009. Congratulations to us for winning the war, and way to go Afghanistan for being super cool! Seriously, [...]